I certainly hope Lindsay Lohan, who just turned 23 a few days ago, doesn't ever write any self-help books unless it's marketed as toilet reading material. She seems to have a knack for making bad decisions. Let's review.

1. Failed relationship with Samantha Ronson. √
2. Alleged theft of formula for her new Sevin Nyne spray tanning product line. √
3. Turning down a role in the summer hit move, The Hangover because it "had no potential." √

Maybe someone should create a site called "What Would Lindsay Do?" so we can all do the opposite. Lastly, I am really puzzled by something. Lindsay named her new product (Sevin Nyne) after her lucky numbers. They don't seem to be bringing her much luck. /looks for 8-ball.

This week for just 10 coins you receive:

Rainbow Flag - Long live Samantha
Diner Register -  For all the money Lindsay didn't make for The Hangover
Solarium - Get a tan the good old fashioned way with harmful ultra-violet rays
Cake - Happy belated Birthday, Lindsay. May all your wishes not come true. It would probably be for the best

Grab this deal from the "Special Offers" section of the catalog before someone else takes credit for it.