At today's Emergency Town Hall meeting, Loderse was called away to pick up an urgent package at the front desk and left before the meeting got started without any explanation.

So what happened?

Loderse picked up the package from the lobby desk and it was marked URGENT - OPEN NOW. She went to her room to take a look inside. It was a RARE Red Amber Lamp and a note was attached that read:

"Dear Loderse - Place this lamp in your room, turn it on and set your room mood light to blue. Once setup, wait there until a secret is revealed. The safety of the community depends on it."

With a smirk on her face, Loderse shrugged and followed the instructions exactly. About 5 minutes later, someone appeared in the doorway. It was Woop1, but he looked different. His legs looked like tentacles and he slithered into the room. Loderse thought "OMG! Woop1 is a squid?!" and let out a gasp.

Woop1 asked what that was for and she played it off by saying "Oh nothing. What can I do for you?" Loderse turned off the Amber Lamp and noticed that Woop1 had regular legs again. "Interesting" she thought to herself.

Loderse offered him a seat, but he refused and acted fearful by the sight of the Red Iced Furni. Instead, he just began ranting about how the Ninjas stole the fish from the catalog and insisted that she do something about it. Growing suspicious, Loderse assured Woop1 that staff will get to the bottom of this immediately and escorted him to the door.

What does this mean?

All we know at this point is that Woop1 is a squid disguised as a Habbo and whomever sent Loderse the Red Amber Lamp figured out the combination for revealing his true identity. By his reaction, Loderse suspects that the Red Iced Furni worked as a deterrent. Who knows. Maybe it reminds him of cocktail sauce?

Anyway, it gets better. Not only do we have a squid posing as a Habbo in the Hotel, he's inking our hair. And it doesn't stop there... we have reason to believe he is not alone. Why is this happening? We don't know yet. More details as they come in.

Anti-Squid Protection Kits

As a precautionary measure, we have added an anti-squid protection kit to the furniture catalog. For your own protection, we strongly suggest you pick up the following items:

~ Red Iced Furni (squids are afraid of these items and should stay clear)
~ Red Amber Lamp (combined with the mood light at the optimal setting, reveals squids in their true form)
~ Orange Inflatable Chair (squids won't sit on these because their tentacles get stuck to the plastic)

Obviously, these items are not mandatory and you are welcome to take your chances, but don't say we didn't warn you. This kit is not 100% fool proof and there is a slight chance that you will still wake up inked. Do not be alarmed or panic. We do not think they are here to harm us.

If you have also been inked and you haven't already done so, please alert us by giving a statement here.

For now, stay safe and more instructions will follow.