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They Came from Planet Suckafoo!

A community bound by teamwork. A Hotel surrounded by squids. One mission. De-Ink the Hotel.

De-Day is upon us, Habbos. The great squid attack that we have been trying to prevent for over a week is coming tomorrow!

Although you were successful finding the Black Monolith, witnesses have said that they have seen Woop1 planting Violet Monoliths all over the Hotel.

Despite our best efforts, Woop1 was able to plant over a handful of Violet Monoliths directly in the Anti-Squid League Headquarters rooms. Not shy either, he dropped them right in front of a few ASL officers.

Just a few moments ago, we got out of a staff meeting. We were informed of intelligence that revealed a full blown assault planned for tomorrow at 1:00PM PT.

You know what we say about this? Bring it! We'll be ready for ya.

What have we learned so far?

1. The Red Amber Lamp combined with the mood light at the optimal setting, reveals squids in their true form.
2. They are afraid of Red Iced Furniture.
3. Squid stay clear of Orange Inflatable chairs because their tentacles get stuck to them.
4. Smoke from the Yellow Smoke Machine stuns the squid, rendering them immobile.
5. Orange Fans help circulate the smoke around the rooms in the Hotel.
6. Like Vegas, we struck the jackpot with the new shipment of Windows in the Hotel. What does this have to do with squids? Keep reading.

So what's the plan?

Well, it's not like we haven't been warning you, so this shouldn't be a surprise. The last thing we want is for a herd of Habbos running around the Hotel, panicking - so stay cool. All we have to do is get organized and use what we have learned to our advantage.

So here's the plan - we're gonna blow all the squid into the ocean! The ASL group now has over 12,000 members, which is nothing to sneeze at. With that many Habbos, we should have no problem defeating the squid. But we must work together or we won't pull it off.

Everyone should take your posts in any room of your choosing at 12PM PT tomorrow. If you have any of the items listed above, put them all in one room with at least one window facing West. Under the window, put the Orange Inflatable chair. Setup the Smoke Machine and fan in the center of the room.

Now this next part will be a little tricky and may take some practice. We suggest you work in teams. When the squid come in the door and reaches the Smoke Machine, turn on the fan on low to blow the smoke on them. When they start to stagger, push them into the Inflatable Chair.

At 1PM PT sharp, all Habbos will join forces and turn on their fans! Be sure to open the window first or it will make quite messy.

Tune into Habbo Radio starting at 12:30PM PT for LIVE updates!

Time to kick some tentacles!