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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick his head through a wall and take it.

Under Chuck Norris's beard is not a chin but another fist.

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continum.

What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris

Group created: Jan 16, 2008

194 members

We love Chuck Norris. He completes us.

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If you type "Chuck Norris" Into google.
You won't get any search results.
You'll simply get a message informing you
"You don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you!"

xDD

Aug 1, 2008 11:31:13 AM
LoveScars

Everytime u [ have fun time wiv urself ] Chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face

<; Beware if i was you.. >.>

<.< - i had to put [ Blah blah blah ] in there coz i came out bobba :]

Jul 27, 2008 1:06:45 PM
Herolegend11

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

lol

Jul 27, 2008 2:53:13 AM
Pickled-pink

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Jul 27, 2008 2:41:39 AM
devildark199

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is in fact based on a true story. Chuck Norris Once ate four baby turtles and cbobbad them out. When He did they were five feet tall could talk and knew kung-fu

Jul 25, 2008 5:41:50 PM
XxBlueTearsXx

Chuck Norris falls in a puddle.

But Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.

The puddle gets Chuck Norris-ed.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <;

Jul 24, 2008 11:57:16 AM
XxBlueTearsXx

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sht from anybody.

LMFAOOOO Nice x]

Jul 24, 2008 11:55:14 AM
3amBurger

Chuk norris can slam a revolving door.

Jul 11, 2008 6:33:27 PM
pertyye

Rosa Parks never gave up her seat because she saved it for Chuck Norris.

LMFAO.

Jul 9, 2008 11:14:50 PM
pertyye

I'm Going To Marry Chuck.

So you all back off. >:D

Jul 9, 2008 11:13:56 PM
slash486

chuck norris cant act but he stil makes halmark movies

Jul 9, 2008 7:32:25 PM
BEBOP!

Absolutely Lovely

Jul 5, 2008 6:49:58 PM
ShirtStain

When Chuck Noris falls in water, Chuck Noris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Noris

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

Jun 28, 2008 4:04:12 AM
Tikitoa

He's my dad.

Jun 27, 2008 8:34:06 PM
jandelee

omg

Jun 27, 2008 8:30:08 PM
SmoothCriminal

BEST GROUP EVAR!

Jun 27, 2008 8:29:50 PM
CrestHawk

OK THIS GROUP ROCKZ!!!

Jun 27, 2008 8:28:51 PM
Aisled

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

looooolz

Jun 26, 2008 6:02:26 PM
Nitego

omg. rly funny facts on him

Jun 17, 2008 3:58:17 PM
AilaCat

CHuck norris sux....

Jun 14, 2008 1:08:11 AM