Haha I was a mistake ;) According to my mom i was a "worthless mistake" pffft. thats wat u get for not using protection btch >:D

ZOMGEE i was a MiiZaTkE and PROUD of it lol kinda LOL but they should have learned -.-

L;

***** UPPPPPPPS

ZOMGG I lost my mom ;o

Im a piss pig so my mommy hates me.

Im my moms little angel.

_Cough

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can i be a member PS cool fireworks lol

My mom just got preganate again.
And im like did you mean to have 3 kids?
Her: ''No you were all oopses''
Im like o.O

oops damb my mom is pissed OFF .

LMFAO.
My mum was so drunk,my dad pulled a nono on her in her sleep,and she went with it.. my mums like,Your not a istake,ur a surprise, im all like Chyeah okayz.

My parents got married and 9 months later (to the exact day!) I was born.

For serious. XD

My Parents Found Out That I Was Gunna Be Born FIVE Days Before My Birth, So They Had ALOT Of Shopping To Do ;D

(Well My Dad Found Out 1 Day Before I Was Born, Because My Mum Didnt Tell Him ;l )

I like to climb on the counter at a 7 eleven and l!ck the employees anuus with my tongue and when I do I run around the store screaming like a chimp while showing the manager my (.) (.) Beat that you secksy love meat you Also I sniff my crusty crotch before you go to bed tonight Because It smells like hotdogs and ground beef.

I love these comments. Haha awesome.

My mommeh and daddeh want ot fuuck
but i stop em cause they ran out of luck
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA i said no
now she wants me as a Hoeee i said no
again
cause i just did
you happyyeh i am
leave me alone
lol

I drink, i smoke, i wanna do Dopeeh
no one can stop meh cause everyone runs into a tree
oh no assswhole you got me sweatin and now i got to start bettin
the lies i have seen
the lies i have lived
all come up to you
thats why im a fuucking MIstake
Daddy hates me
Mommy Hates
me
everyone does
so shut up
sun-o-crap
lol
jk jk this message is totaly a joke
LOL

i drink, i smoke, i wana do dope
No one can stop me cause everyone runs into a tree oh no assssswhole
you got me sweatin
now i mgoing to have to start bettin
Dont go on me like im h.h.h.hot
cause i am
but your not
welcome
little
sun of a b!tch
ttyl and dont ttyl me!

xoxoxox, Rliez

my mom was going to unadopt me 6 times

im.....bored