Mommy's Little Mistakes

Yeah
So JOIN!
It's a fun/funny group
:)

So this group is for the kids who were a little surprise to their parents.
We are the mistakes caused by lack of birth control/broken c()ndoms! Or just our parents being wicked drunk! YAAY!
So join this group if you want to talk about, make jokes about it or if you just enjoy the badge (Which is wicked sweet)

-Keith

 Group info 

Mommy's Little Mistakes

Group created: Jun 3, 2007

207 members

Hey, yeah you! Did the c()ndom break when your parents did the naughty? Is that how you were made!? Well Join The Club!!! (Or If You Lurv The Badge) ---this isn't making fun of you real mistakes out there-------
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 My Guestbook(74) Members only 

  • PissPig

    Im a piss pig so my mommy hates me.

     
  • The:Stigg

    Im my moms little angel.

    _Cough

     
  • Cherrii-Kiss-x
     
  • imagummiebear

    can i be a member PS cool fireworks lol

     
  • WhysThat?

    My mom just got preganate again.
    And im like did you mean to have 3 kids?
    Her: ''No you were all oopses''
    Im like o.O

     
  • Military-Blaze

    oops damb my mom is pissed OFF .

     
  • PeytonGore

    LMFAO.
    My mum was so drunk,my dad pulled a nono on her in her sleep,and she went with it.. my mums like,Your not a istake,ur a surprise, im all like Chyeah okayz.

     
  • Zombunny

    My parents got married and 9 months later (to the exact day!) I was born.

    For serious. XD

     
  • queenshanshan

    My Parents Found Out That I Was Gunna Be Born FIVE Days Before My Birth, So They Had ALOT Of Shopping To Do ;D

    (Well My Dad Found Out 1 Day Before I Was Born, Because My Mum Didnt Tell Him ;l )

     
  • DaFartSniffer.

    I like to climb on the counter at a 7 eleven and l!ck the employees anuus with my tongue and when I do I run around the store screaming like a chimp while showing the manager my (.) (.) Beat that you secksy love meat you Also I sniff my crusty crotch before you go to bed tonight Because It smells like hotdogs and ground beef.

     
  • shapthepup

    I love these comments. Haha awesome.

     
  • summerlol98

    My mommeh and daddeh want ot fuuck
    but i stop em cause they ran out of luck
    MUHAHAHAHAHAHA i said no
    now she wants me as a Hoeee i said no
    again
    cause i just did
    you happyyeh i am
    leave me alone
    lol

     
  • summerlol98

    I drink, i smoke, i wanna do Dopeeh
    no one can stop meh cause everyone runs into a tree
    oh no assswhole you got me sweatin and now i got to start bettin
    the lies i have seen
    the lies i have lived
    all come up to you
    thats why im a fuucking MIstake
    Daddy hates me
    Mommy Hates
    me
    everyone does
    so shut up
    sun-o-crap
    lol
    jk jk this message is totaly a joke
    LOL

     
  • summerlol98

    i drink, i smoke, i wana do bobba
    No one can stop me cause everyone runs into a tree oh no assssswhole
    you got me sweatin
    now i mgoing to have to start bettin
    Dont go on me like im h.h.h.hot
    cause i am
    but your not
    welcome
    little
    sun of a b!tch
    ttyl and dont ttyl me!

    xoxoxox, Rliez

     
  • summerlol98

    my mom was going to unadopt me 6 times

    im.....bored

     
  • HannaBethTrace

    What Up my mom condems broke 4 times a sis and bro in law and me and my sis wow i know

     
  • kevin5670

    john is cool

     
  • hott14evr

    Lol.
    Wow.
    I Love This Group Its Halarious!

     
  • bella-swan13

    theres an arrow pointing to that guys man boob.....

     
  • shapthepup

    I do what Jayyne described :)

     

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