Only On Habbo:

- Where TV isn't watched
- Where there are absolutely no computers [ironic eh?]
- Where no one has the same name
- Where you can kick people out of your room without raising a fist
- Where you CAN be in two places at once
- Where the law is still corrupt
- Where you can get married, divorced, and have 3 children, all before you log on
- Where no one has any shins
- Where your head is the size of your body
- Where people can say something incorrectly, and then fix it with a *

- Where the pools have AIDS
- 100% Blind Free
- Teeth? No, you have to gum everything
- Where, "Around the World", means Europe and Australia
- Where there is no disease, but plenty of hospitals
- Where Finland rules the world
- Where Steve Urkell is a bad word
- Where you can buy things, but its still technically not yours

- Where an empty pizza box costs the same as a fridge, couch, carpet, a full sized bed, and a tv
- Where spray tans still look bad
- Where music rarely has lyrics, and even then its only 3 words
- Where a desk WITH a typewriter is cheaper than the typewriter alone [Thats what i call savings!]
- Where emo's are still LOL
- Where theres 5,000 Mrs. Edward Cullen's [Polygamy at its finest]
- Where the word "noob" is used out of context 97% of the time

Another Awesome Group
You're From The 90's If:

- Can you starve, dehydrate, and completely neglect your pet, and not get a bitch out by the ASPCA
- Where you can teleport by stepping into a toilet
- Where saying cursewords requires skill
- Where they can develope a UFO and a hoverboard, but can't fix an elevator
- Where you can go from the roof to the ground floor in 3 seconds, WITHOUT dying
- Where people still can't escape gang violence
- Good ol' Habbo, getting 12 year olds addicted to gambling since 2001

Only On Habbo:
- Does ignoring people actually work
- Where the electricity bill is always $0.00
- Is sex illegal
- Where being a nerd makes you famous
- Where one hand can carry 50 TV's, 37 Couches, 47 Refridgerators, and still have room for more
- Where guys actually WEAR speedos
- Where you can have a snowball fight in June
- Where a green sofa is worth more than 10 Digital TV's
- Where you can have a sex change in 3 seconds

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  • Giratina487

    it teaches 13yr olds its OKAY to stalk
    where there actually still is dancefloors.
    where things can magically float in air
    where people can sit in a sack off coins.
    where theres chairs in the middle of pine trees.

     
  • Sullivan1995

    Finally, someone who UNDERSTANDS me.

     
  • -Invention.

    Only on habbo, you just have to send a message to a number and get money.
    <_<
    >_>
    damn, that would be useful irl.

     
  • Furidor

    -Where You can ban someone from your room without a bodyguard or a lock.

     
  • Furidor

    -Where you can walk through people when they're in your way into the room.

     
  • Kinishif

    LOL i'm just thinking of random ideas here, Only on habbo can u Eat someone and they can run away XD funniest i have 4 rite now

    Well that's not disturbing at all.. <_<>_>
    XD


    Oh, of course not.
    I love the one about 12 year olds gambling, genius.

     
  • XxConspiracyxX

    Where 13 year olds are taught that stalking is okay

    That's all I've got xD

     
  • XxConspiracyxX

    Only on habbo:
    Can zombies invade a hotel at least once a year and the only feasible solution is to host a handful of meaningless competitions

    -Where "baconhead" is one of the best ways to insult a person

     
  • Charlie-Unicorn

    anyone find it funny that people like HAPPY or Attires are in their thirties and still concerned with winning competitions on Habbo?


    o.O
    Theyre 30?!?!


    OMG I hope not. Creepy much?

     
  • Kinishif

    Where they can develope a UFO and a hoverboard, but can't fix an elevator


    Well, that's so true. :]

     
  • cocopuffz15

    LOL DiS GROUP IZ POPIN

     
  • Charlie-Unicorn

    LOL i'm just thinking of random ideas here, Only on habbo can u Eat someone and they can run away XD funniest i have 4 rite now

    Well that's not disturbing at all.. <_<>_>
    XD

     
  • ILuvUsTgthr

    Only in Habbo:

    Do you have to look at someone to turn around.

     
  • ILuvUsTgthr

    anyone find it funny that people like HAPPY or Attires are in their thirties and still concerned with winning competitions on Habbo?


    o.O
    Theyre 30?!?!

     
  • TannerJH

    Where there are absolutely no computers [ironic eh?]

    There is actually one computer, well laptop, it's from the American Idol themed furni.


    i made that sticky before the american idol furniz came out

     
  • shexichick7

    I have a suggestion for one.

    Only On Habbo:
    Can $5 buy you a Fireplace, Minibar, and still have money left over

     
  • HotJohn-John

    Where there are absolutely no computers [ironic eh?]

    There is actually one computer, well laptop, it's from the American Idol themed furni.

     
  • Shaniquadogg09

    Those made me lol
    <<<<<<<<<<<<

     
  • Shaniquadogg09

    Where there are absolutely no computers [ironic eh?]

    HEY! we do need a computer in habbo.

     
  • MATTCAT13

    LOL i'm just thinking of random ideas here, Only on habbo can u Eat someone and they can run away XD funniest i have 4 rite now

     

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Only On Habbo:

Group created: Jan 12, 2009

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Many jokes on how unrealistic habbo is. Check the group page for the lulz!
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