Habbo Hotel - Group Home: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick his head through a wall and take it.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... He waits.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Under Chuck Norris's beard is not a chin but another fist.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continum.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris

Group created: Jan 16, 2008

275 members

We love Chuck Norris. He completes us.

ladygaga@chick

U ARE AWSOME CHUCK NORRIES

Aug 1, 2011 11:52:27 AM
PixelZach

chuck norris always wins, because veryone else is afraid to be near him

Sep 6, 2010 5:12:45 AM
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After 3 days of excrutiating pain, the cobra died!

Aug 8, 2010 4:49:44 PM
emily411Smith

Chuck Norris can win a game in connect four in three moves.

Jun 16, 2010 3:14:06 PM
emily411Smith

Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.

Jun 16, 2010 3:09:54 PM
emily411Smith

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Jun 16, 2010 3:09:33 PM
emily411Smith

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Jun 16, 2010 3:08:21 PM
emily411Smith

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Jun 16, 2010 3:07:57 PM
emily411Smith

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Jun 16, 2010 3:07:20 PM
emily411Smith

There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Jun 16, 2010 3:05:36 PM
BarryAwesome

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard in the face his ffoot broke the speed of light an then went back in time and killed amilia earheart while she was flying her plane over the pacific ocean

May 29, 2010 11:42:44 PM
oatmeal14

I DREAMED OF CHK NORIS LAST NITE RPIN ME

May 27, 2010 2:30:34 AM
kellstar570

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer!

May 16, 2010 10:15:19 AM
Scorpious

chuck norris found me
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May 12, 2010 3:28:33 AM
bobbywilliams1

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Apr 1, 2010 7:47:05 PM
Livy.Jack

Omg! I hate this CLUB!!!!
Noobs!!!!!! @ this site!

Aww it looks like the clone is jealous. :[ You are the noob for looking at this page if you hate it.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks for Chuck Norris under his bed.

Feb 3, 2010 4:17:11 PM
Kryst@!C!3@r101

Omg! I hate this CLUB!!!!
Noobs!!!!!! @ this site!

Oct 5, 2009 2:55:50 PM
Ninjaemosaregay

Chuck Norris doesn't take a shower the shower takes him

Sep 6, 2009 5:57:30 AM
LAZRtag

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Aug 29, 2009 4:42:28 PM
LAZRtag

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.

Aug 29, 2009 4:40:45 PM