Teachings of the Grand Eggplant
1. Live in Mauve.
2. Always be aware of what is real and what is not.
3. Act on your own reason, and not merely to conform.
4. Instinct is often more reliable than thinking things through.
5. When something is amiss, it is your obligation to do something about it.
6. "Right" and "Wrong" are only what you make of them.
7. Every question has more than one answer.
1. Live in Mauve.
2. Always be aware of what is real and what is not.
3. Act on your own reason, and not merely to conform.
4. Instinct is often more reliable than thinking things through.
5. When something is amiss, it is your obligation to do something about it.
6. "Right" and "Wrong" are only what you make of them.
7. Every question has more than one answer.
Live in Mauve.
This is the guideline we live by, under the teachings of the Grand Eggplant. To wear mauve merely shows your support; to LIVE in mauve is to take the principles into your life. As followers of the Eggplant, this is your duty.
This is the guideline we live by, under the teachings of the Grand Eggplant. To wear mauve merely shows your support; to LIVE in mauve is to take the principles into your life. As followers of the Eggplant, this is your duty.




