How do you make a christmas tree laugh :) ?

Tickle its balls x]

ok so theres an english man a scottish man and a irish man in a bar the scottish one says to the rest "i found alcohol in my daughters bedroom and i never knew she drank" then the irish man says "well i found ciggarettes in my daughters bedroom and i never knew she smoked" then the english man turns round and says "well i found conndomms in my daughters bedroom and i never knew she had a peniis" Lol xx

Knock knock
Whos there
banana
banana who?
Knock knock
Whos there??
Banana
banana who?!?!?!?!
Knock knock
WHOS THERE?!?!?!?!!
orange
orange who?
Orange ya glad I didnt say banana?
:D

what do you call a cheese that isnt yours?

NACHO CHEESE.
:3

yo momma so fat
she fell on love
and broke it :}

God decides to give a black kid wings. The black kid asks " God, am i an angel?" God says:
NAW NIKKUH U A BAT!!

Late night, A ***** hooks up with a man at a bar, he takes her back to his place and they fk it up in his room. After they were done, the ***** lit a ciggerate and asked, 'Are you a dentist?" 'yes! acutally, I am! how'd you know?" he asked. 'Because, I didn't feel a thing."

CONTIUNES HERE
"Yuh!" he replied
now this man had been trying to catch a black goat all these years, to fk.
and so he exlcaims pointing at the goat, "HELP ME CATCH THAT DAMN GOAT!"

A man is lost on and island, and finds a pretty young woman standing on the shore. He walks to her, curious. "Did you come wit a boat?" "Noo..but my boat CRASHED if that helps, say." she began to walk toward him, "How long you been here pal?" she asked with a sexy tone of voice. "Two years!" he said, holding up two fingers. "Wow, that's a long time..you must have gotten reallll lonely here." she said, teasingly. "Yuh!" he replied. "Might I help you with something?"

CONTIUNES HERE
then another black man takes him from the group and whispers in his ear, "Ey mon, you don't tell people about black goat, I don't tell people about white baby? Ok?"

A long time ago, In a village, a man came to Jesus, complaining. "Jesus, there's a black goat in the goat field!" Obviously, this was strange so he went to check it out. Men asked questions, so jesus replied. "things happen, and things appear." the men looked at one another and decided their lord was right, besides, he was their lord..right? A black woman begins to cry, "Oh jesus! will ya look at dis! Mah baby is white!" Jesus stutters for a few momments

CONTIUNES HERE
"Yes, but it'll cost you."
"Ok! what!?"
"A bj!"
so, after so was done he asked for her age, so replyed "22." The man began to walk off, then he laughed out loud, "your 22 and still believe in santa?"

Late night, a woman just walking from work stops at a bridge, glances over, sighs and just about jumps off it. A man rgabs her from behind, "Woah woah, sweetheart now why would you want to do that?" He asked. "Because, i lost my car my job, my husband, and my Id." Then she noticed something funny, "aren't you santa?" "Why! yes, yes I AM!" The man cheered. "And since I am, I'll grant you a wish early, tomorrow everything with be flowers and dandy rainbows!" "Oh really?!" she exclaimed

"what's up?"
"Aparrently your co||ck." ;)

Nice legs, when are they open?

A kid, get's onto a bus, and he's all dressed up colorful and with feathers in his mowhawk, the bus is full, so he sits by an old man. The old man kept starting and starting at him, Until he finally said, "why do you keep staring at me!? haven't you ever done anything wild when you were a kid?" The old man laughed alittle then said, "Of course I have, I got so drunk once I scr||ewed a parrot, and can't help but think your my son!"

Lol a blonde walks into a bar. Lol That must have hurt. :)
Get it She lyteraly walks into a metal bar. Lol.

I stole it from some noob :) NOT MY JOKE

Why was Seven scared of SIX?
Because 6 5 4!
:) Lol, idk...

HI THIS IS MY JOKES

why did the nurse sneek bye the medical cabenet?
cause she didnt whant to wake the sleeping pills!!!haha

were do u catch flying pigs?
at the air pork|haha!

why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
cause he dint have eny guts!!haha

what green and prikly?
a seesik hedhog|haha|

im Fred Flinston and I could make your bed rock [;