AntiBoredom Jokes GiveAway •

Win 1,2,3 10 maybe 25 coins just by making me laugh Try hard and be funny x]

You MUST wear the badge to get paid for the coins you would have earned will Not be sent.
(dont copy other people's jokes reading a joke a second time is alot less funny and i dont forget)

----------Rules Of The Group-----------
-If the Joke Affends anyone do not post, Send it to me in a msg XD
-Jokes that are on the guestbook dont count sorry
-Dont ask for furni, ill send you the coins via gifts if you win
-Dont make fun of other people's jokes unless your doing it in a very funny manner
-Be as funny as you can be :D

------------Joke Giveaway------------
Ok the way this works is if you think you have a good joke you enter the group go on the discussion forums and post your joke i will try to look at ever single post. Good luck and be funny x]

----------------PRIZES----------------
I'll Rate Each Joke i find funny with a 1-10
rank 1 = 1 coin
rank 10 = 10 very simple
But once in a while i find a joke i just cant stop laughing from like if i crap my pants in real life (as in poop is now in my shorts) i will give you 25 coins
Hall of Fame - this is the place where i paste the best joke ive seen yet i will give that person 2 coin a day untill a better joke comes along.

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  • honey2123

    How do you make a christmas tree laugh :) ?

    Tickle its balls x]

     
  • ermid2

    ok so theres an english man a scottish man and a irish man in a bar the scottish one says to the rest "i found alcohol in my daughters bedroom and i never knew she drank" then the irish man says "well i found ciggarettes in my daughters bedroom and i never knew she smoked" then the english man turns round and says "well i found conndomms in my daughters bedroom and i never knew she had a peniis" Lol xx

     
  • chizzale

    Knock knock
    Whos there
    banana
    banana who?
    Knock knock
    Whos there??
    Banana
    banana who?!?!?!?!
    Knock knock
    WHOS THERE?!?!?!?!!
    orange
    orange who?
    Orange ya glad I didnt say banana?
    :D

     
  • FlashTrash,

    what do you call a cheese that isnt yours?

    NACHO CHEESE.
    :3

     
  • SierraPwns

    yo momma so fat
    she fell on love
    and broke it :}

     
  • SierraPwns

    God decides to give a black kid wings. The black kid asks " God, am i an angel?" God says:
    NAW NIKKUH U A BAT!!

     
  • shyshy1o1

    Late night, A ***** hooks up with a man at a bar, he takes her back to his place and they fk it up in his room. After they were done, the ***** lit a ciggerate and asked, 'Are you a dentist?" 'yes! acutally, I am! how'd you know?" he asked. 'Because, I didn't feel a thing."

     
  • shyshy1o1

    CONTIUNES HERE
    "Yuh!" he replied
    now this man had been trying to catch a black goat all these years, to fk.
    and so he exlcaims pointing at the goat, "HELP ME CATCH THAT DAMN GOAT!"

     
  • shyshy1o1

    A man is lost on and island, and finds a pretty young woman standing on the shore. He walks to her, curious. "Did you come wit a boat?" "Noo..but my boat CRASHED if that helps, say." she began to walk toward him, "How long you been here pal?" she asked with a sexy tone of voice. "Two years!" he said, holding up two fingers. "Wow, that's a long time..you must have gotten reallll lonely here." she said, teasingly. "Yuh!" he replied. "Might I help you with something?"

     
  • shyshy1o1

    CONTIUNES HERE
    then another black man takes him from the group and whispers in his ear, "Ey mon, you don't tell people about black goat, I don't tell people about white baby? Ok?"

     
  • shyshy1o1

    A long time ago, In a village, a man came to Jesus, complaining. "Jesus, there's a black goat in the goat field!" Obviously, this was strange so he went to check it out. Men asked questions, so jesus replied. "things happen, and things appear." the men looked at one another and decided their lord was right, besides, he was their lord..right? A black woman begins to cry, "Oh jesus! will ya look at dis! Mah baby is white!" Jesus stutters for a few momments

     
  • shyshy1o1

    CONTIUNES HERE
    "Yes, but it'll cost you."
    "Ok! what!?"
    "A bj!"
    so, after so was done he asked for her age, so replyed "22." The man began to walk off, then he laughed out loud, "your 22 and still believe in santa?"

     
  • shyshy1o1

    Late night, a woman just walking from work stops at a bridge, glances over, sighs and just about jumps off it. A man rgabs her from behind, "Woah woah, sweetheart now why would you want to do that?" He asked. "Because, i lost my car my job, my husband, and my Id." Then she noticed something funny, "aren't you santa?" "Why! yes, yes I AM!" The man cheered. "And since I am, I'll grant you a wish early, tomorrow everything with be flowers and dandy rainbows!" "Oh really?!" she exclaimed

     
  • shyshy1o1

    "what's up?"
    "Aparrently your co||ck." ;)

     
  • shyshy1o1

    Nice legs, when are they open?

     
  • shyshy1o1

    A kid, get's onto a bus, and he's all dressed up colorful and with feathers in his mowhawk, the bus is full, so he sits by an old man. The old man kept starting and starting at him, Until he finally said, "why do you keep staring at me!? haven't you ever done anything wild when you were a kid?" The old man laughed alittle then said, "Of course I have, I got so drunk once I scr||ewed a parrot, and can't help but think your my son!"

     
  • :..:Julia:..

    Lol a blonde walks into a bar. Lol That must have hurt. :)
    Get it She lyteraly walks into a metal bar. Lol.

    I stole it from some noob :) NOT MY JOKE

     
  • :..:Julia:..

    Why was Seven scared of SIX?
    Because 6 5 4!
    :) Lol, idk...

     
  • tomglassock

    HI THIS IS MY JOKES

    why did the nurse sneek bye the medical cabenet?
    cause she didnt whant to wake the sleeping pills!!!haha

    were do u catch flying pigs?
    at the air pork|haha!

    why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
    cause he dint have eny guts!!haha

    what green and prikly?
    a seesik hedhog|haha|

     
  • Misquetoes

    im Fred Flinston and I could make your bed rock [;

     

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AntiBoredom Jokes GiveAway •

Group created: Jan 31, 2008

153 members

Big Rare Furni Shop | [Sizs] And please scratch my dog xD

Habbo Has been getting boring these days and i just want to have some fun so i came up with this group. Tell me a good Joke and i give you coins, go to Group page to see how much you get paid. Come Tell/Read some great jokes x]
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