...and at the door was a big fat man... it was... santa! or was it... he was eating our dog!! "HEY FATTY STOP IT!!!" our mum called, smackin' the fatty with a slipper. He coughed up presents and said " COUGH COUGH!!!! merry xmas!...."and faited from eating too much. We all opened a present and we all have what we wanted!! Spit, Puke, and shiney things! IT WAS THE BEST CHRISTAMS EVER! The end ^.^ x