Gave Me A Vibrator, With 20 Speeds And Different Heating Options!

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but then santa came back
and santa said i hate you and got out a gun and started shooting all the little boys and girls one by one with a deep voice saying ho ho ho ho i hate you then he started to sing a very scary song ho ho ho i hate you for you shall will die my my riffle gun and by my 22 and you are done. then he went back in his sleigh and and shot his guns in the air so high when it came back down it killed a little cripple child and then he threw down some presents and i opened mine and i got a machine gun so i killed santa now i have to fill in for him oh noooooooooo!! i said with a scream then i got angry and i will not or i shall do what santa did and kill you all i said with an evil laugh so i went to the north pole on a few dead kids i made into reindeers so off we flew and i kill the tree monster and made a new Elvis and gave him a voice and i said you are the new santa but he couldnt move so i made him into robot chicken and now he is santa so i can stay at home and enoy not workin so i am happy to this day but then the robot chicken Santa came back and i found a katana and he found a dagger so i killed him with my katana and then i got magical with i sigh i gave my magic to someone else so now im happy and now i have a little magic so i made my self invsable to everything whether its swords or guns i will live on till i want to die so now the other santa will be happier and not kill everyone with the santa virus that makes them go berserk and kill everyone shouts we need to find a cure for that get cookies and milk everyone as everyone got some we went to find the new santa we made it just in time we gave it to him and he was cured so we left some in the fridge so if it happened again we'd be fine instead of dieing so we are great so next Christmas we will not die even for the little poor cripple children
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