Know what's nice? Scooping cottage cheese into your underwear and then scooting around on the floor. It helps soothe a buttrash, ease scorching hemorrhoids, and it feels like Winter, but in your pants. It's very lovely. Sometimes I even pour Gatorade down my drawers to see my undies change colors, it's fun! Then I force myself to pee my pants and dance around until I work the pench and lay a fresh loaf in there as well. My hot steamy "brownies" bring all da boiz and wimminz to da yard.

hi l'm italian end yoU? = ciao sono italiano e tu?

dude wheres christy bin????

buying p icm , serious offer.

i love you so much baby and your love wat keeps me going each day u make me smile each time i see u my heart beats faster mayb even skip a beat words cant even describe how much i love you i miss you so much u have my heart pls dont drop it love u aways christy

There are just so many words
But I can't find one that's perfectly true.

I have said lots of I love yous
Have given you lots of kisses and hugs
I have given you my all
But still those are just not enough.

You're the only one I desire
You're the only one in my heart
Through good and bad times
Nothing can keep us apart.

Hi, Erick. Nice page, as always. :)

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ONE TIME I WENT TO A ZOO

I saw a monkey

And a donkey

It was a good time

But they wouldn't let me ride on the train

They said it was for kids only

Don't they bobbaing know who I am?!?

I'm goddamn Britney Spears!

I can buy you and your whole family, you trash!

Cluckers!

accept request please [:

Everybody likes Chinese fastfood.
It makes you go crap real good.
It comes out soft like it should.
Not like a piece of drywood.

Haven't Talked To You Lately..
Anyway Whats Up?

HHAHAHA ur wrestler looks like a w*** xD
>Weird<

I want to be an elephant, so i could eat peanuts the whole day, xD

hey babe i am sorry i missed u twice today i had to go to work i miss u so much i waited for u as long as i could but u neer shows so i went to bed i love you babe so much

hi !FAME! whats up ttul

jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijona. jack got high and pulled down his fly and said do u wanna? jill said yes and pulled her dress, And then they had some fun, silly jill 4got the pill, and now they have a son.

Aloha.

hey baby sorry about not answering u i was tired i had to go home eat take a shower becuz i just got home from work when i answer u on msn u left :( i miss u babe i am ok i am not mad i was just tired i just got on cute and drop down hcs for inventory and we to shower we are find baby i love you so much :)

add me erik its me KING.SNOOPDOGG