DiidYouKnow:
•Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
•Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
•It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
•The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
• If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. •Cat's urine glows under a black light.
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HaiBby.

You are the Bosnian rain to my already wet private parts. <3

I'll even give you the coin of which to purchase my tro-phee from.

No. One of those 'cool' trophy things. To show how much you love me, of course. v_v

I want something in re-turn.

Ahaha, oh goshh.
I had always wondered.

im amazing.
you? (:

Shaela.

I hereby grant you a small gift of a box of uterus chunks.
Savour them, my child.
:')

;o

Now, I feel special!

<3

You do?!?!

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Nice to meet you.

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