I just squeezed out a huge hippo turd that looks like a freaking cucumber. I mean...WHOA, MOMMA! I'm so hyped over it, I will proceed to rolling around in my front yard until I get ticks in my armpit hair, then scrub my hemorrhoids off by rubbing my buns on my child DafartSniffer's playhouse. He/she won't mind, though. They love hemorrhoids. Don't you?

goingggg fineeeeeee, thank you. :)

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hai calebbbbbb, havent talk to you in a while. hope all is well.. bye.

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My First Time :
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow <3

hi, my name is dafartknocker and i like to eat deviled eggs from publix, then squeeze out massive elephant farts that smell like sewage. i also enjoy doing aerobics while smearing fudge on my armpits; it's really nice and relaxing, especially after a long day of scrubbing crap stains out of my underwear with a toothbrush. anyway, please sign my guestbook, i like to talk to people. :]

Top 5 replies for rude people:

5. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

3. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

2. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

and the number one reply for rude people is......

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

Hows your summer?

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Are you interested in the Hotel's safety? Promoting peace awareness? Do you enjoy helping others out? Do you have questions that need answers? If you're one of those people, then the Hotel Peacekeepers group is the right group for you! We strive to be a positive influence into every Habbo's lifestyle. Whatever the case may be, we are here to help! Check us out!

Hotel Peacekeepers

Today the most tragic thing happend. I woke up around 4 am to a spider crawling on my wall. And unlike most people I actually don't kill insects nor animals. But I panic'd and killed it with my brother samurai sword </3

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the love train is here, baby

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Hey cool page dude your awsome!

Hey whats up can you add me to be your friend

caleb re-add me removed ya in a mass list clean-out