I was walking through the forest and I saw a huge tree, covered in luscious brown dog poo. I had not taken a shower that morning, so I decided to climb it . I reached the top and I was covered in beautiful brown mush, head to toe . I took my bag of rice and threw it up in the air, causing it to stick to me . I walked into my local seven eleven and started to roll on the floor like a spaz, until they called the police . I then went home and had a golden shower.

For shizzle bo dizzle

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