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7. When people say "Life is short." Wait... what the heck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!
8. When a cop pulls you over and then asks
if you know how fast you were going. "You should
know, dipwad. You're the one that pulled me
over!"
9. Smokers get extra 'smoke breaks' throughout the day while non-smokers are expected to work; what am I supposed to do, take up smoking?
10. Instructions on shampoo bottles.
11. Motorcycles with handicapped tags.
8. When a cop pulls you over and then asks
if you know how fast you were going. "You should
know, dipwad. You're the one that pulled me
over!"
9. Smokers get extra 'smoke breaks' throughout the day while non-smokers are expected to work; what am I supposed to do, take up smoking?
10. Instructions on shampoo bottles.
11. Motorcycles with handicapped tags.
A friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME!"
4. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
1. When I’m in a hurry to get something done and my computer wants to run slower than a paraplegic.
2. People who play music on they cell phones in public. If you have money for a fancy cell phone, I’m sure you’ll find some money for some fancy earphones too.
3. People who drive the new Mustangs. Not so much the older ones, it’s mainly peole who drive the new ones…They get in their car and instantly turn into the biggest bobbas on the planet.
2. People who play music on they cell phones in public. If you have money for a fancy cell phone, I’m sure you’ll find some money for some fancy earphones too.
3. People who drive the new Mustangs. Not so much the older ones, it’s mainly peole who drive the new ones…They get in their car and instantly turn into the biggest bobbas on the planet.
Top Things That Annoy Me:
Santeria by Sublime
I dont practice santeria
I aint got no crystal ball.
I had a million dollars but I'd,
I'd spend it all.
If I could find that heina and that sancho that shes found,
Well I'd pop a cap in sancho and I'd slap her down.
What I really wanna know,
My baby, what I really want to say I can't define.
Well it's love,
That I need, oh,
But my soul will have to,
Wait 'till I get back and find heina of my own.
Daddy's gonna love one and all...
I dont practice santeria
I aint got no crystal ball.
I had a million dollars but I'd,
I'd spend it all.
If I could find that heina and that sancho that shes found,
Well I'd pop a cap in sancho and I'd slap her down.
What I really wanna know,
My baby, what I really want to say I can't define.
Well it's love,
That I need, oh,
But my soul will have to,
Wait 'till I get back and find heina of my own.
Daddy's gonna love one and all...
