Hi! I'm Allan. I am desperately single, yet charmingly boring. Im looking for a relationship with a man or woman, preferably Asian, haha, I'm Jewish, I like reading books about cars and fiddling with my pet turtles. Every morning, I wash my moustache and curl it, put on the same clothes, have oats and bowel bran for breakfast, then watch the antiques roadshow and surf the net until i go to bed.
You'll love me. So if you see me around, come up and chat!
Love yas xxx
Allan