Brohoho and a brottle of brum!
You're both, that's why you come even before other bros. Get what I'm sayin', broho?
No way Candu, you rock more! The very most! BROS BEFORE HOS.
I kid! I kid 'cause I love! I tell ya, the best folk in the world are normal folk.
*giggle* Candu's a normy norm normsicle! It's okay, I don't mind, I still love you. Just a little less than before. ;D <33
Holy crap, I think I need a life, in that case! The very best part of every day of my life is Folgers in my cup.
Hell yeah! Me and you, Candu? We're tight. We're tighter than bark on a tree. We're like BFFs.
Candu, we true homies! Even when I'm not here, I'm at least here in spirit, gettin' yo back dawg. Fo real. <3
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
That is what I'd truly like to be
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
Everyone would be in love with me
If I had to choose one word to describe how I'm feeling right now, it would probably be quixotic.
~ Bang! Pow! Boom ~
