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Can I be your sweet Secksy Thang?

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal?
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie!

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry!
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car!
We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright,
I'll get you a satanic mechanic!

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania!

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
But maybe the rain, isn't really to blame!
So I'll remove the cause...

...but not the symptom.

How d'you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down because, when you knocked,
He thought you were the candyman...
Don't get strung out by the way that I look!
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover!

We Love DaFartKnocker

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mosanyah

koool a s s bobba i n story mayne.u should seriously make mon-a y y off those stories!!!!lmfao awsome!

Nov 12, 2009 1:00:23 AM
Elocutive

LMAO that was... interesting, ever considered writing romance novels? xD

Nov 3, 2009 9:35:49 AM
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Oct 30, 2009 7:33:09 PM
Brittaneh

LMFAO.
Yes, it does.

Oct 26, 2009 6:50:47 PM
decoupage

:)

Oct 23, 2009 2:34:57 PM
twiloghtroks3

w....t....f!!!!!!!

Oct 17, 2009 5:05:22 PM
DaFartKnocker,

Mmmm, that's hot. That makes me want to smear strawberry ice cream all over my feet and suck on the sweet juices of a goat's knobber. Oh, I just peed a little.

Oct 16, 2009 6:10:42 PM
Pherb

hi qt smellin good?

Oct 14, 2009 7:12:42 PM
DaFartKnocker,

You're welcome, dear. Now, do Daddy a favor and go collect some caterpillars. I need them for my next concoction. Do not tell your mother, it is a surprise. In the meantime, I'm going to prepare the whipped chum and moldy bread.

Oct 14, 2009 4:21:17 AM
.K.a.h.l.

:D AMAZINGGG

Oct 13, 2009 3:28:55 PM
.K.a.h.l.

Oh thats hawt. (; i wish i cood try. :P
If u have any others PLEASE SHARE WITH ME! :D

Oct 12, 2009 1:22:14 PM
.K.a.h.l.

SWEEETTTTTT i'll have to do that!! :DD
THANKS <3

Oct 11, 2009 2:39:03 PM
mosanyah

i sniff fart too...
awsome name!!

Oct 4, 2009 9:39:36 PM
iMeliss

Hi there (:

Sep 11, 2009 2:58:21 AM
.K.a.h.l.

I SHOULD !(:
Haha Got any more tips?:D

Aug 27, 2009 9:18:50 AM
.K.a.h.l.

Your Family's Awesome<3 :D
You guys are so funny too

Aug 24, 2009 11:25:24 AM
sydney51595

THANKS FOR THE MAD LOVE ON DA PAGE LUFF UU |||||i am oober happy to meeet u n yo girlfriend

Aug 21, 2009 9:15:13 PM
MaliciousMan

I'm sorry but who the hell are you? What was with that randomness? Don't disturb me, you ignorant transexual monstrosity.

Aug 21, 2009 7:30:01 PM
Pun,

nou

Aug 21, 2009 3:56:42 PM
maddiecakez

O REALLY LOL
HOW RUDE AMG

Aug 21, 2009 3:56:03 PM