Pssst. Hey, you. Yeah, you. I need to tell you something...

Know what I like to do when I have a booty rash? Rub salami all over my crack while dancing to Hannah Montana's newest album. It gets me in the mood for Frenching hot, bobba, single amphibians. Yesterday I did just that. I sucked face with a hot tree frog that I later named George. I made sweet love to that frog until the sun came up, then I rubbed his slimy buns all over my face and threw him into the river after he urinated on me.

Guess what I did last night? I ran out to the river and collected tons of frogs, then proceeded to ripping my clothes off and rubbing the sexy amphibians all over my hairy, sweaty pits. After I finished that, I approached a pine tree and began to hump it and get splinters on my winky. If that wasn't enough (which it wasn't), I climbed up that same tree and grabbed some squirrel droppings out of a nest and licked the succulent poopie until I got wasted and fell on my arse.

Never mind, I can't. It won't let me because of the stupid scriptors... Anyway, remind me that I owe you. xD

By the way, I left a few birthday gifts in your donation room. ;)

Ohh, happy birthday!!

i know theyre so amazing and then after them comes
symphony x :)

hey
i was searching who else liked my favorite band, and it was one of your tags! im so happy to find someone who loves john petrucci! :)

Thank you. ^^

Woot, glad to hear you got your new iPod. Life without music just isn't living. xD

moan scotland what team u suport?

Ack. Poor iPod. Just oughta get a new one for Christmas then, I guess, seeing as they cost a boat load.

Oh, sweet.
Actually, I'm signed in but not on the hotel. :P I have too much stuff to do right now to indulge in Habbo. I've been studying a drivers handbook and will soon be taking lessons. Vroom vroom. XD

It's okay, as long as you're doing alright. :) I haven't listened to the new Metallica album yet but I have heard one of the album's new songs, "The Day That Never Comes." I love it so I'll probably love the rest of the album, as well.

Thanks, Sig. You too.

-SPAMS

Yeah, I was wondering how you've been doing. It's good to hear from you again. I, myself, have been busy with work, as well. Looking foward to Halloween, too. But I'm sure all the orange kind of made that apparent to you, hmm? xD

SIG. <33 Hi.

Ugh, that sucks.

Really? Impressive. :o