GerardIsGrand
I love her with my entire heart and soul.
Please censor your ugly pixelated face!
True facts:
PHAT headphones are ridiculously amazing.
SNOWBOARDING is THE SHIZNIT.
I am Godly.
Guitar Hero is rad.
I love chicken.
It would be wicked to own an elephant and smush everyone's cars.
I pop my collar.
Fer sure, bandanas are gangsta'.
Beanies with brims are also gangsta' but a tad less.
I own aviators.
Iced tea and coffee are quite possibly the best drinks on the face of the planet.
I want a ninja-monkey to pwn your arse with.
I'm a pirate.
Fuzzy Peaches make me cream my pants.
PHAT headphones are ridiculously amazing.
SNOWBOARDING is THE SHIZNIT.
I am Godly.
Guitar Hero is rad.
I love chicken.
It would be wicked to own an elephant and smush everyone's cars.
I pop my collar.
Fer sure, bandanas are gangsta'.
Beanies with brims are also gangsta' but a tad less.
I own aviators.
Iced tea and coffee are quite possibly the best drinks on the face of the planet.
I want a ninja-monkey to pwn your arse with.
I'm a pirate.
Fuzzy Peaches make me cream my pants.
NOMNOMNOM
MY ARMY OF EVIL SLURPEE MINIONS!
Bahahahaha..
MY ARMY OF EVIL SLURPEE MINIONS!
Bahahahaha..
If I was a simple man,
Would we still walk hand in hand?
And if I suddenly went blind,
Would you still look in my eyes?
What happens when I grow old?
And all my stories have been told?
Will your heart still race for me?
Or will it march to a new beat?
If I was a simple man,
I’d own no home, I’d own no land
Would you still stand by my side?
And would our flame still burn so bright?
If I was a simple man
And I could make you understand..
Would we still walk hand in hand?
And if I suddenly went blind,
Would you still look in my eyes?
What happens when I grow old?
And all my stories have been told?
Will your heart still race for me?
Or will it march to a new beat?
If I was a simple man,
I’d own no home, I’d own no land
Would you still stand by my side?
And would our flame still burn so bright?
If I was a simple man
And I could make you understand..



