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1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
7. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
9.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
10. Sing along at the opera.
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Have people call you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
13. Get cash at the ATM - scream "I won! I won!"
7. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
9.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
10. Sing along at the opera.
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Have people call you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
13. Get cash at the ATM - scream "I won! I won!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
15. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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Hi, I'm Cindy. Most of you know me as .:Cyn:.. Welcome to my nightmare.... I mean habbo home.
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Faves:
My Music:
Evanescence Red Hot Chili Peppers Sublime TLC
My Movies:
Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2&3 Lord of the Rings Clerks Practical Magic
My Hero:
Junior Asparagus
I love the beach, swimming and skateboarding. Anything else you wanna know, ask me!
<3
