K3ll3n
Jack & Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said, "Jill, do you wanna?"
If there's a skeeter on your peeter & you really wana eat 'er, just go & bite it off -Clap, clap-
There once was a lad from MarDass. His balls were made of fine brass. In stormy weather they clanked together & sparks came out of his a%#.
