LOL your family is cool al your are
good waste as seeing as how urine is in everything we drink today like applejuice,lemonade,soda's and softdrinks and kool-aid. Yessiire it was a day a day that I will never forget ever Because that day was very special It was my Birthday! ^_^
eating feces out of the Toilet and drinking the water. So not allowing such a perfectly good marinated body to go to wast I took this oppertunity to liick it off myself. It was quite good Let me tell You While liicking it off I ingested lots and lots and lots of fingernails and poop that Had been stuck on my body for 4 years. Yes if your wondering I had sauce on my male boobies And I liicked the sauce of that too, Ialso ingested my boogars and urine as well as I thought it would be a perfectly
then Like wild animals we climbed on the table and turned on right said fred and danced to Im too S'exy and while grabbing chunks of spaghetti and smearing it all over our hawt se'xy bodies. Afther like 12 hours We were submerged in sauce. I looked at myself in the mirror and thaught oooh baby I look Damn Se'xy! My mother and father on the other hand were bobba and began liicking it off each other's bodies like wild animals. I tried to liick it off your boyfriend But he was in the bathroom
a blissful feast of pasta,salad and breadsticks. Then daddy spoke up "Son/Daughter we have decided to put the spaghetti on the table and lapdance on the table, allowing the soft secksi hot sauce to soak into our feet. Yessssss Oh yesssss ! that was secksi Quickly as I undressed my body and mommy and daddy did the same Hobo Husband came out and was naked wearing nothing but a cloth that covered his winky and a sports bra as well
a blissful feast of pasta,salad and breadsticks. Then daddy spoke up "Son/Daughter we have decided to put the spaghetti on the table and lapdance on the table, allowing the soft secksi hot sauce to soak into our feet. Yessssss Oh yesssss ! that was secksi Quickly as I undressed my body and mommy and daddy did the same Hobo Husband came out and was naked wearing nothing but a cloth that covered his winky and a sports bra as well
later on that evening as I was lapdancing on my dresser in my room mommy called me to come eat. Like a speedy dog fart coming out of my secksy bunz of steel I ran down the stairs and to my dismay daddy was there and so was hobo husband. 0_o Whoa! Isaid this is soooo hawt mommy thanks! mommy simply replied "your welcome honey I am glad you like it" as I settled down top eat Mommy said not today Honey we have a special night to honor, ??? I said as I grabbed the knife and fork to prepare for
Later when I got home I was amazed to see all our stuff that was on our kitchen table gone when I turned towards mommy she simply smiled and said "Honey we are gonna have the best night of our lives" ? I said and without further questions I waited fir the special surprise that mommy had in store for me
Today I went to the store and purchased 100 boxes of pasta,100 jars of pasta sauce and 100 pounds of hamburger Then Before i made my purchase I squat down and squeezed a secksy hot steaming fart right in the face of the bagger. The bagger was like wtf you nasty weirdo I was like mhm yeah keep it u mr secksy and with a small smerk I left writing the name of the bagger for later use ;)
i love the group you made about DaFartKnocker,
he's amazing =D
I enjoy to lick my sweaty pits when I get dehydrated for extra hydration. If that doesn't help, I proceed to drinking my cat's urine and wiping his feces all over myself to help keep cool. Summer is brutal where I live, so it's important that I do these things. Do you have any tips on how to keep cool and hydrated? All are appreciated. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go out into the backyard so my dog can take a wizz on me.
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DANG I WANTED TO MARRY YOU MORE THAN COLDHARDCASH WANTED TO.
DANG I WANTED TO MARRY YOU
