Speedthemoon

    When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
    Do stairs go up or down?
    Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
    Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
    If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
    Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
    When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
    Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

    Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
    There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
    Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
    Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
    Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
    I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
    Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

    ZZ TOP!!!

    -CALEB
    we homies fo life. Bring on dem haters cause we tighter than skinnies on a fat gurls legs.
    We cooler than all you fo-sho and we dont care bout your bull. We ride togetha we die togetha.
    we bad boyz soz we can dish the dirt if we need to.
    [he gets ***** over noob cyber]
    ANYWAYZ ma rant has gone on.
    WE LIVE THIS LIFE UNTIL ITS OVER.
    -Matt

    P.S he uses my pickup lines :]

    Mary
    Mary the habbo comes from the uk
    She goes on the hotel nearly everyday
    She cant log into the hotel right now
    But we fancy gb convos every once and a while
    O mary the rooms that you so fabulously make
    I heart them to death with nearly every breath i take
    Mary i met you adn we’ll still be friends
    For now and forever until i die
    THE END!

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    • billion00

      I saw ur post about: Sesquipedalianism What other big words do you know? :D reply back. kthx

       
    • LinkFail

      did you just quit forums but not habbo?

       
    • PostItMonster.

      Great!
      :)!
      Hey, do you even remember me?
      :o

       
    • PostItMonster.

      Uh, what?
      I do have a life..
      But I cant just blow off my friends on here ya know?
      Just wanted to say hi, because you were one of my best friends on here.
      Anyways, hello.
      How are you Matt?
      :)

       
    • cronatoes

      But my name is rare... an so i urs... so Served...

       
    • PostItMonster.

      remember me?
      Im Maleina.
      A.K.A
      Speed,
      :)

       
    • TinaOMG08

      i WAS looking in mai guest book? Who the hell r u. I like thought u were a mod or somthing....

       
    • BarneyWatcher

      heyyyy

       
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    • Conclusional

      Hi, i just made this awesome group and i want you to check it out! Its called Me&You, :):

      click the link:

      Click Here :D

       
    • OldLoveSong

      omg haaii matt!
      do u remember me ? (:

       
    • WobbleSquabble

      Hi vote for wobblesquabble
      for most popular female for yearbook 09
      ty so much!

      click here and vote ;D!
      http://www.habbo.com/articles/982-habbo-yearbook-is-coming

       
    • blubbed

      *my heart breaks*

       
    • Sensitivities

      It wasn't too hard.
      :)
      People like that are what is
      effecting our economy.

       
    • ColourSpectrum

      lolswut?

       
    • ColourSpectrum

      UP THE BUTTZ?

       
    • Incongruous.

      Oh my, do you not go on habbo anymore? D:
      Byzeeway.
      If you see someone that has an email involving some ice cream
      then that's me. :)

       
    • Fervently

      thank you.

       
    • Fervently
       

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