I enjoy cramming slugs up my arse and making out with pigeons. This usually gets me in the mood for pooping, but this time, something else happened. I went into K-Mart and peed all over the toy aisle, then humped an Elmo doll. The manager saw me doing this, so he chased after me, threatening to beat my jiblets off with a 2x4. Luckily, I made it out into the garden center and hid amongst some tomato plants. While I was waiting for him to give up, I smeared tomatoes on my nuggets.
rikly is a homo and a rap`est and he is a stalker as well as a pertorfil
rikly is a homo and a rapest
and he is a stalker and petorfile
I find pleasure in slicing decadent, juicy strawberries into halves, dumping them into a tub of refried beans, and mixing it all together so I can scoop up handfuls of the succulent delight and smear it all over my pits. Then I pick my nose, eat my boogers, and prepare to take a moist dump. I squat, pull my boxers down, and wiggle my buns to work that hot, steamy pench. After all that is said and done, I scrub my jiblets with a pine cone.
