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My charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it. Everytime I go for a swim, dolphins appear. Aliens have asked me to probe them. If I were to mail a letter without postage, it'll still get there. I once punched a magician. Police often question me just 'cause they find me interesting. I never say anything tastes like chicken, even if it is chicken. I can speak French in Russian. I am the most interesting Man in the World.
On another note, I'd like to take this opportunity to forgive Jesus for using my likeness when he created himself. What a dumbass. Everyone, cramping my style with their petty bullsht.
'I wish I could do that to you'.
I remember a time when I was about... I was little, I don't know... 4, 5 something like that. We had this old dog that had a litter of puppies. And I walked in the bathroom one day and my Mother was standing there, kneeling down... Dog had a litter of about 8, and my Mother was bending over killing each one of these little puppies in the bathtub. I remember I said 'why?'... She said 'Im just killing what I can't take care of'. Then my momma said to me, she looked at me and she said..

