im fine thanks and your self?
When I want to unwind and relax, I go out into the backyard and I slap my dirty underwear on the grill. The smell of it cooking on a hot Summer day is simply delicious. You must try it. Afterwards, I rub honey all over myself and lay down on ant hills until they bite me all over my body. My wife likes to pop the ant bites and drink the stuff inside for extra nutrients. Isn't that special? Later we go dumpster diving and lick stuff off trash cans. Jealous? Feel free to join us. ;]
my buttcrack is really itchy because i just had explosive diarrhea so i'm currently scratching it with a stick. after i'm done, i'm going to go get busy with a couch cushion.
today was very delightful. as i walked out into the driveway to get the newspaper, i noticed a succlent, steamy dog turd on the curb. i ran over, picked it up, and played with it for 3 hours then i ran down the street, rubbing it all over my face while singing music from george michael. when i returned home to my sexxy lovemeat, droopiepoopie, i smashed it in her face and she got so aroused by it that she busted a huge hippo fart.
today was very delightful. as i walked out into the driveway to get the newspaper, i noticed a succlent, steamy dog turd on the curb. i ran over, picked it up, and played with it for 3 hours then i ran down the street, rubbing it all over my face while singing music from george michael. when i returned home to my sexxy lovemeat, droopiepoopie, i smashed it in her face and she got so aroused by it that she busted a huge hippo fart.
Hi, Holli. I like your home page. Just thought I'd drop by and say 'hello.'
LOL yea, ive been good how about you?
:)
hey Holli, u may know me from bb, im alyah
-random singing
nice homepage :)
hi, my name is dafartknocker and i like to eat deviled eggs from publix, then squeeze out massive elephant farts that smell like sewage. i also enjoy doing aerobics while smearing fudge on my armpits; it's really nice and relaxing, especially after a long day of scrubbing crap stains out of my underwear with a toothbrush. anyway, please sign my guestbook, i like to talk to people. :]
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Top 5 replies for rude people:
5. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
3. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
2. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
and the number one reply for rude people is......
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
i love it
xoxoxo:illoveme126
