Happy Thanksgiving Or Happy Turkey day.
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Wanna know a good rejuvinating secret to healthy looking skin? Fling feces and smear it all over your secky hot bod while saying this catchphrase three times What a cute little bunny rabbit! I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him..."
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How has your day been?
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Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night
Everybody scream, everybody scream
In our town of Halloween
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
At night, I secretly dress up as a go-go dancer and shake my fanny at a topless joint. I know, it's scandalous, but it's the only way I can afford to support my undying love for explosive flatulence. In addition to that, my child ScorchyDrawers works at Hooters. So with the steady flow of cash, we are able to quench our family's needs. Without it, my wonderful transvestite child named DaFartSniffer. wouldn't be able to get corrective surgery to fix their busticated he-she parts.
I enjoy rubbing hamburger buns on my armpits to soak up the sweaty goodness. Then I roll around in mud and smear it all over my buns. I must ask, do you find this attractive?
Your birthday is this month. Which day?
When I get lonely, I daydream while gazing at my many posters of Right Said Fred while smearing Cheez Wiz all over my hairy gorilla pits. Then I run out into the backyard and skinnydip in the pool and eat the dead bugs out of it for extra nourishment, which helps my farts smell extra steamy and makes my turds fluffy like air biscuits.
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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA FKER THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
I like to bake warm, fudgy, steamy brownies in my undies and throw them at homeless guys. Why? Because they think it's hot and they give me stuff out of their shopping carts for free, like their moldy boxer shorts and nudey magazines which I hang up on my wall or give to my brother/sister, DafartSniffer. Homeless guys are the cutest and their farts are oh-so-heavenly! Wouldn't you agree?
and allowed it to drizzle to the point were it was going into my crack and into into my butt.I felt sooo hawt by this I decided to run around the store Till I saw the fishj isle and then without thinking i jumped in the lobster tank and french kIssed the lobsters.
then I took off all my clothes until I looked like that walking pixel with the bobba bar over his nutz and began to roll around nakked and as I rolled around I allowed tha succulant mayonaise to touch every hair on my body and i took a hand full of mayonnaise and Arched my but in the air
Today Was an awesome day Today I went to the mall And got a perm at a beauty salon. Then I went to the grocery store and walked and walked and walked. Finally I found a huge isle dedicated to condooments and I grabbed a lot of mayonnaise and began to pour it all over the floor
Jun 1, 2007
May 31, 2007
