All N All my day was the best ever Me and my relatives enjoyed the presence of one another And I found out what it means to be a TRUE neighbor with a little help from diarrhea,urine and my trusted sidekick: Mr Sleeper.
over my body and under my armpits. apon the sight of this the neighbors turned green,ran to the bathroom and blew massive chunks of diarrhea all over the walls and floors of their houses. I However danced and danced and danced until the song was over and when I had finished dancing I looked up to see that all my neighbors weren't by their windows any more and I knew that my all so secksy plan Had worked and for that I was hopping with joy.
finlly after cleaning it cat style I held the dvd ad shouted "Hey neighbors get a wiff of this sweet thang" and at the moment they heard me they opened their windows and looked down at me and saw that I was in a sleeper and my cheeks where hanging out and all they could do was look at each other in confusion, I however cured their confusion by pressing play on the cd player and playing the spongebob squarepants theme song while smearing mud and 40 year old moldy pizza cheese and sauce all
seeing them do this made me wanna show my love towards them so Luckly I had a spongebob squarepants soundtrack stored deep within my rectum and when I pulled it out it smelled like 100 used maxi pads that never got taken out during trash day. not to worry though I used my super hot tongue and l!cked it clean making sure not to damage anything that might help in viewing the dvd.
after finally what seemed like forever I finally finished my little potty buisiness and joined in on the mud bath of seckyness. We played and played and played that day till the sun went down and the neighbors could tell what we were doing and when I looked up and saw them looking down upon us They smearked and closed their windows and locked their doors
by the time I had arrived I saw not only my relatives playing in the mud but my father and mother had joined them and they were all wearing overalls and belly shirts. I was sooooo excited that I accidently tinkled & pooped in my sleeper. Not to worry though the feel of the urine and feces running down my leg felt good and cool all over my legs and it even helped me smell good as well.
But was A Little thing like wedged sleeper gonna throw a secksy beast like me down?...NO! I Slipped on the rest of that thing and marched forward with pride knowing that what I was about to do would make history in our family photo album
when I finished doing my buisiness in my room I quickly put on the sleeper and looked into the mirror to see what It looked like on me. and to my surprise my butcheeks where hanging out. yes my dear habbo member some parts of the sleeper *Mainly the one part where the buttons are* had lodged itself far into my buttcrack.
doing so for like 5 hours I climbed down and made my way towards the door but not before leaving a massive elephant loaf on my dresser & Freshly tinkled urine on my new white carpet.
Anyhoo I searched and searched and searched through my many collections of fecal matter and finally I found it and when I found this Awe so secksy thang I climbed up on my dresser and ripped my top off and used it to shoe shine my buttcrack. finally after
other relatives however are out back splashing around in mud knee deep in earth,ring,pork & tape worms. seeing as this is an irresistable thing for me to do I ran into my room and grabbed my white sleeper *you know the ones that only babies wear whenever their sleeping or whatever*
while she does that my father is in the living room watching football while diarrhea shoots out of his rear and runs down his legs and all over the family recliner. While all this is going on my sister is upstairs making a prostitoot costume that she told me that she will be using later on tonight after five o clock. my uncle and my
I find it very exotic to rub applesauce all over my body while doing the cha-cha naked on top of my kitchen table while listening to rocky horror's sweet transvestite. while I am doing so my mother is in the kitchen baking diarrhea infested muffins while sipping on diarrhea infested water from her coffee mug.
and as for ed don't worry about him he was soo Drunk that night he awoke to a body covered in sweat,Applesauce, & Rubbing Oil. As For me well I Achived the best thing in the world, I Acheived in getting him to come up on the lab and see whats on the slab. Mhm yeah ooh baby eddy's my sweet transvestite.
Long story short we made sweet sweet love on a wooden bench on a deep foggy night by the lake thats close to my house and to my dismay he liked it so much that I before we both went our seperate ways I grabbed two glass droppers out of my left skirt pocket and we opened two large jars of applesauce and D!pped the droppers into the sauce and proceeded by giving ourselves an Applesauce Enema.
Finally after doing the nacessities for myself it was time to meet mr Secksy himself. to further his interest I jay walked across the street and did the hab hop while I was crossing and finally when I finished crossing the street to get to the other side I stood face to face with the most handsome man I'de ever meet and from the look on his face I could tell that he was into transvestites and homosecksuals.
To prepair for our greeting I brushed off the leaves and dirt that clung to my skirt like a turd on a frozen pond and once that was done I stood up firm and walked over calmly and collected towards him but not before sitting on a bench and busticating one on the launchpad.
Faithful day Across the street. using his binoculars he layed eyes on me the moment I pulled my skirt off and squeezed a fresh one on the lawn.Lucky enough for me I caught him in the act just in time and after I finished doing my buisines I pulled my skirt up and proceeded to meet this ooh soo handsome devil.
Extremely Large Bush And Then I Pull My Sweet Transvestite Skirt Down As Well As My Underwear And Prepair For The Worst. Little Did I Know That Someone Else Was Watching Me That Faithful Day And That Someone Was A Person Named Ed.*He Goes By Th3gg On Here Just So Ya Know & He Has A Guestbook Just In Case Ya Want To Sign It* But Anyhoo Ed Was Watching Me That
